[Jokes] Where did we come from?

[Mark Williams]

A little girl was getting curious about where we come from so she asks 
her mum about it. Mum gives her the biblical explanation, we are 
descended from Adam and Eve.

The little girl is not convinced and she goes to see Daddy about the 
question. Dad gives her the scientific explanation, that we are 
descended from the apes according to Charles Darwin.

Now the little girl is really confused and she goes back to see mummy 
about the question. "Mummy," she says, "you told me that we are 
descended from Adam and Eve but daddy says that we are descended from 
monkeys. I don't get it."

To which mum replies: "Daughter, I was talking about my side of the 
family, not your father's."